What is Gary's favorite drink? Bailey's Irish Cream.
What is Gary's favorite treat? Premium ice cream.
What have they invented just so Gary can have both his favorite things at once?
The box claims that "For this indulgent treat, we topped a rich dark chocolate cookie with luscious Irish Cream infused ice cream swirled with silky chocolate fudge then dipped it in decadent dark chocolate with a white chocolate drizzle."
He even prefers dark chocolate. He is in heaven.
Each contains less than 0.5 percent alcohol. How many would he have to eat to get drunk? He could do it.