Remember when I bought the Lego that looked like my new boss? I did a little editing on the mug, and here he is:
Since he protested earlier that he doesn’t have as much hair as Rex Dangervest, I removed the Lego snap-on hair and used a Sharpie to draw his actual haircut underneath.
I presented it to him at our first official staff meeting. I was not fired on the spot, so I hold out hope for the new boss.