First I bought the German book. This time it was Gary's turn.
He was trying to buy a big salad bowl, because if he makes salad then I can't use the metal bowl to make pie crust (it's the smaller one).
He claims he measured. He claims it didn't cost that much. It cost FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS.
To be fair, he has no idea what a metal bowl costs, and there was nothing in the photo on Amazon to use for scale.
He tried to justify keeping it. I suggested we make an in-ground pool for the raccoons. Or, if we had a baby, we could use it to bathe the baby. Or chop it up in a salad.