Gary has lopped off his hair and now I'm a hair stylist

Now that he has lopped off his ponytail, Gary has purchased these hair styling implements for me.

 

 

And why do I get to play hair stylist? Gary feels no one else will want to touch him because he does have these unsightly scales all over.

His plan is for me to take him out on the porch, plop him in a chair, and have me somehow encourage these magical styling tools to snip away until he has a professional hair style again. 

I have actually watched some hair styling videos and it seems simple enough. And I would only need to use the plain scissors and the comb for that. No idea what the Hole-y Golden Razor is for, or the Silver Disc.

Comments

[KC]

... yeah, I wouldn't know what to do with that either, aside from shears, thinning shears, and comb. A buzz-cutter is useful for cleaning up the back of the neck, though. (and also sometimes a spritz bottle, to give the hair enough texture that you can splay bits out before cutting so it isn't all chunky)

And I would loooooove to have a pair of thinning shears!

Good luck! And it's nearly warm-hat season, so technically you have maybe 5 months or more to get it right, anyway...

[AH]

Ooh, as the spouse of a hirsute person I know what the razor is for! It's for shaving the neck. But KC is right that is easier to do with a buzz-cutter. I would be scared of the razor.

The disc remains a mystery.

[TheQueen]

KC - I have the thinning shears. Not for my hair but my wigs.
AH - why are there holes in it? The better to handle when wet? I suspect the disc is a screwdriver used to adjust the scissors.