Gary Loopy: Yogurt

Gary, steroid-crazed, stormed into my room last week. 

"ELLEN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME YOU SAID YOU WOULD CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATES ON THESE YOGURTS AND I JUST ATE TWO AND THE EXPIRATION DATE IS NOVEMBER THIRD!"

"Yes?"

"NOVEMBER THIRD! NOVEMBER!"

"Gary. What month do you think it is? Because it is October."

(Looks hard at me.)

I said, "Who is the president?"

He said, "Hmpf," and stomped away.