Remember when the pandemic started and we all started wearing soft pants?
I did that. Sweat pants, pajama pants.
And then I went softer. And shorter. And manlier.
I've been wearing the black pair of Gary's original Jockey brand boxer briefs detailed in this post. This post from, dare I say it, 2008. Sixteen years ago. They have a tiny hole where the inseam meets the Man Gusset. (I don't know what it's actually called.)
They are very comfortable and loose. I tell myself, "Because I'm actually wearing the black pair, I don't look like I'm running around in men's underwear." At times I forget I'm wearing them and I run out to the porch, or even the mailbox. And of course, the cunning crotch pocket can be used to hold the mail, if I so choose.
I tell myself the neighbors have no idea. And it makes me feel close to Gary.
... That is hilarious. As long as the neighbors don't get within 15 feet of you, anyway...
Posted by: KC | July 06, 2024 at 12:08 PM
KC - or as long as I move fast enough.
Posted by: theQueen | July 07, 2024 at 07:56 AM
True! Stay zippy out there!
Posted by: KC | July 07, 2024 at 11:28 AM
I also do this! And I think the pair I wear are at least as old.
"cunning crotch pocket" I see what you did there...
Posted by: AH | July 08, 2024 at 12:03 PM
AH - I KNEW I could not be the only one!
Posted by: theQueen | July 08, 2024 at 06:02 PM