Pink Puff, the sucking device, has won me over and now decidedly holds the position of Most Favored Sex Toy. It has even made me question the jokes about men, because, you know what? Sometimes the precise location of a certain part IS really hard to find. But once you find exact dead center, well, wow.
Barney the Purple CrotchMonster got a pity test, and it succeeded, but in a banging, mechanical kind of way. Meh.
However, I do have one fond memory of him. I pulled him out of the box and noticed part of his silicone skin was dusty.
I brought it to Gary, pointed out the dust, and whispered, “Gypsum.” They do say drywall dust gets everywhere.
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