Wigs Purchased for Good Reasons: I Would Like to Speak to Your Manager

Here's how I rationalize new wigs now. Wigs don't last forever. I think it's five months per wig. So unless I somehow magically sprout luxurious hair, if a wig's on sale, I will buy it and keep it for later. It's like stock futures. Lock in the price now now before the price goes up.

Evidently it is Rationalization Week. Childlessness, stocking up on the wig larder.

Hence, I purchased  a short version of my first wig, The Chimera, currently in storage waiting to be called back up to the major leagues. This shorter version pixie wig shall be known as I Would Like to Speak to Your Manager.

I shall wear it when I need to speak sharply to underlings.