Recently I read a Facebook post on secret messages that some fun-loving companies have put on packaging.
This led me to my pantry, where I pored over all my items.
I only found one.
It was on the bottom.
Above the expiration date Bear Naked granola printed, "Don't hibernate. Get your paws on it before this date."
I am a sucker for this type of thing, but it is impossible for me to love this granola more than I already do.
Nice. If you hibernated until August in the Northern Hemisphere, you'd be in trouble anyway, but yes...
Posted by: KC | January 16, 2023 at 11:30 AM
KC - wouldn't that depend on how much fat one has stored up?
Posted by: theQueen | January 16, 2023 at 08:06 PM
I think you'd still be in trouble because a decent part of what you're supposed to be doing in July is building your fat up for the next year. Maybe if you had enough fat to sleep until August *and* were going to be in Hawaii for the following winter, though?
Posted by: KC | January 17, 2023 at 12:17 PM
KC - I shall do as Raccoons do and go into torpor, just a semi-hibernation.
Posted by: theQueen | January 18, 2023 at 09:07 PM
Raccoon naked granola doesn't have the same ring to it...
Posted by: KC | January 20, 2023 at 06:46 PM