Gary’s Hallmark Minnie ornament arrived with her right arm broken off like the Venus De Milo.
I glued it back on. Easy. Fixed. Then I dropped her on the way to the tree. Here she is on the right.
Her replacement is on the left, recuperating after a procedure to re-affix her left arm that was also broken in transit. These Minnies don’t travel well.
Gary asked that we smash up both and make a Hindu Minnie multi-armed goddess, but that was beyond me. Instead I just glued Broken Minnie’s head back on backwards with her nose tucked between the presents.
(“Killlllll meeeeee,” Frankenminnie moans.)