I have never set off a metal detector at an airport before, but this time I rang all the bells and merited the TSA touch.
It was the wig, of course. Well not the wig, but the pins and clips trussing up my real hair. Well, the clips and the Apple watch. I haven't flown since 2018. Things have changed.
Happily, even though the x-ray image plainly showed every clip haloing my skull, the TSA lady just ignored that. Didn't have to whip off my wig at all (though I would have). She just checked the watch and waved me on my way.
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