As we do in all beauty contests, let's announce the winners by first announcing the losers.
- The only human hair wig, Moe, was knocked out in the early rounds. Gary suggests I use it as a merkin.
- The ponytail may get 'highlighted," which is to say patches may get spray-painted with hair root dye.
- The red and purple wig might be taken to a stylist, or sprayed with root dye, or saved for 60's parties. This was an eBay purchase, about 75% off, so I'm not crying over it.
- Mom's hair is my lab rat, but if I don't destroy with experiments then I might take it to a stylist and have it cut into something presentable. Then I could dress up as my mother ala Norman Bates.
Distance winner - The overly dark pixie resembles my natural hair on Zoom. That ones a keeper. I have named this wig Servalan.
In Person Winner - One wig was reviewed by others as skimpy. Of course, in the mirror it looks like too much hair on me, but after playing with it a while the wig I have named "Bob" began to look more natural.
(Mom in my head says, "Get your hair out of your eyes." That makes me smile.)