Gary asked Alexa, "Alexa, how hot is it outside?"
Alexa replied, "It is 93 degrees."
Gary immediately went into the little guest room where I now spend all my time. "OH MY GOD IT IS A MILLION DEGREES IN HERE HOW CAN YOU STAND IT."
"My room is perfectly comfortable." I have had this conversation with him before. Usually he starts pressuring me to install a ceiling fan.
"IF ONLY YOU WOULD INSTALL A FAN IN THIS ROOM."
I was reasonable. "You can install a fan when I'm dead."
"IF YOU DIE I WILL INSTALL A FAN FOR MY WHORE, ONLY SHE WON'T NEED A FAN BECAUSE SHE'LL BE NAKED."
This was a new tactic and it caught me by surprise. I laughed instead of escalating. I should leave a note under the mattress in my room for his future naked whore.