A recent conversation with Gary.
[Stage direction: Gary has been coming in and out of the room to re-enact recent football plays and demand attention.]
Gary: "And then the quarterback - HEY STOP READING YOUR BOOK AND PAY ATTENTION!"
[Ellen dog-ears book to keep her place, and puts the book down and clasps her hands so she doesn't flip her husband off.]
Gary: "That's a big book. How are you going to keep your place?"
Ellen: "You just saw me dog-ear it."
Gary: "YOU DOG-EAR YOUR BOOKS THAT IS AWFUL HERE LET ME GET YOU A BOOKMARK."
I may have asked before, but is this true? Does one not dog-ear books?