I was walking through the great room, looking for a snack between meetings.
“Ellen, look at the TV!”
“It’s a commercial.”
“No, look at the picture.”
“What do you mean?”
“Can’t you see? They downloaded more more colors.”
Evidently, according to Gary, they have downloaded new colors to the television and the picture is significantly more glorious.
Here are my theories:
- He has suffered a contact high somehow, or gotten some bad lettuce.
- Delayed side effect from his medicine.
However, the color increase only happens when he looks at the television, so I suppose Sony was holding back and now, threatened by a class-action lawsuit, they have released the colors they were stockpiling in the Big Sony Color Warehouse in the sky.