I have made the bathroom into my own 25 year art project. You saw the addition of the epithelial cells chart.
I thought, I just need one more thing. A speculum.
I did find this festive rainbow speculum ...
... but I checked the dimensions and given the shelf it’s going on, it’s just too big. (But we can say that about all specula, can we not?)
But, if you look at the left side of the shelf below, there is tiny speculum on a stand.
It’s a wee speculum key chain, literally off the chain.
And look, it even opens if you need to do a Pap smear on, say, a squirrel.
Maybe that’s too big for a squirrel.
Bring me a lady raccoon, then.