Dear New Red-Headed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki,
I have scanned your press briefing for Inauguration Day, and I am quite that you missed an opportunity.
But it isn’t too late. I will love you forever if you say, “That was the smallest crowd to witness an inauguration, period.“ Think about it, Ms Psaki.
And while I’m at it:
Dear Rachel Maddow,
I already love you forever, but I will love your forever and an eon if you start your next show with this:
“We wrote an entire show, and then, at 4 p.m. ... we did not have to tear it up and start again, because there was no breaking news at 4 p.m., and on top of that it was not a “crazy news day.” It was actually pretty boring. I’m going to tell you now about something boring that happened in the Grover Cleveland administration, and then after twenty minutes I will tie it in with something boring that happened today.”
Think about it, Ms Maddow.