I heard a sigh. I looked down at my feet. Spunky Labia, International Toe Porn Superstar, looked discontent.
”Appendage!” she pouted, “I feel neglected.”
So I dug out the gummy nail polish I have not used for seven years and gave her a little makeover.
She’s happy now. I haven’t worn makeup since early March but she’s more vain than I am.
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