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September 06, 2020



"Three??? You want me to appear *three* times this year? You can't do this to me!"
[Celebrity Hat flips through contract frantically...]
"... wait. You *can*? Even up to *twenty*? I'm calling my agent..."


KC - there’s the alternate ending, when CH starts taking uppers to keep up the pace and dies in a hotel room.


A tragedy and a lesson to hats everywhere who aspire to that degree of fame...

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