A few days ago Amazon suggested I might want to buy more of the pods that go in my espresso machine. Click, click, done.
They arrived this morning and I realized that Amazon had pushed on me the full-caf version of the pods, though I have bought decaf for years.
I thought, “Well, Gary can drink those, but I can’t. I will just drink soda.”
That’s when I discovered the grocery delivery company couldn’t fill my request for diet orange soda and replaced it with the world’s only caffeinated diet orange soda.
”Well, I’ll just drink less. I’ll be fine.”
That was yesterday morning. It’s four a.m. now. I AM AWAKE AND BUILDING A PLANTER. I have had one soda and no sleep. Looks like I’m on milk and water if this doesn’t straighten out.