We have this interesting sculpture sitting in the corner of our bedroom.
One month ago today, we ordered another Toto toilet through Amazon. This is the upside-down lidless toilet.
It would be installed right now, only Gary wanted the same installer he got last time, and that man is suddenly very busy. He only responds when Gary hints that he might want to find another installer because this work of modern art has graced this bedroom for one solid month.
(Make that one month, not one solid month. Some words you want to avoid when discussing toilets.)