This is the Scale of Futility:
10: Clicking Unsubscribe. 10 out of 10 Most Futile Things to Do.
9: Shopping at the mall for something your grandmother had forty years ago that you want right now. Almost as futile as unsubscribing.
I just got back from the mall.
I went on a fool's errand to find these:
They are slips for your pants. I’m not going to wear my gauzy pants immediately, but I thought, “Since I am at the mall anyway trying to find that cute scarf/wrap/jacket I saw here FOUR years ago in the SUMMER, perhaps I can find something else that any sensible person could find on the internet.”
Of course, I found neither item, so instead of the cute scarf/wrap thing I wore my elegant long scarf I bought thirty years ago that I have never worn because I bought it at TJ Maxx on the clearance table and I have always strongly suspected it was a table runner.
Scarf? Table runner? You decide.