Health News Bullets

• Miraculous News:  I got my scheduled MRI and the doctor messaged me later that day, "Great news! Your MRI is unchanged."  Great news? I say miraculous.
• Vein News: While getting the MRI, I found out that my right elbow vein is "scarred" from too many punctures. Like a heroin addict! So flamboyant!
  
  
• Drug News: Miraculous drug is still on my credit card. It looks like it'll be a month before I can get all the paperwork straight and I can get reimbursed. Next time I'm sure I'll be faster.
  
  
• Urine News: I could swear I get up four times a night to pee. The FitBit assures me I only get up once a night on average. Maybe a few times a week I'll get upo two or three times. There was only once I went every two hours. All I can think is I am dreaming that I am getting up, or that I am gliding into the bathroom so smoothly the FitBit doesn't register it.
  
  
• Bug News: Remember how my first MS drug, Avonex, was made in the ovaries of Dwarf Chinese Hamsters? The Miracle drug is made from my favorite bug: Cicadas! If I continue taking it will I have sex once every 17 years? I am on track.