Gary looked up from Facebook and announced that his old friend Regina wants us to go to a Trivia Match.
He hates trivia, and I love it, so we've never been at a trivia match together. However, since he knows Regina, there's an option for him to volunteer and for me to kick serious trivia ass.
"What charity gets the proceeds?" I asked.
"Let me see. It says 'Triva / Buffet Concert' - so I guess Jimmy Buffet."
I spent at least a minute wondering why Jimmy Buffet would play at a St. Louis trivia game. Then I laughed and choked out "Buf-fay!" A buffet where we eat shoots and leaves.
However, Gary still insists it might be a combo Jimmy Buffet concert and trivia match. He isn't touring in July. Could be.Update: I'll be damned. It IS a jimmy Buffet tribute concert. Not Jimmy himself, but an imitator. Good thing I found out: I would have been expecting food.