Gary's Mom
You know how Gary has the Big House Dreams? He mentioned it to his Mom and she has them too. Big House, usually run-down, often invaded by strangers. I never thought dreams could be genetic, but if neurosis can run in families (trucks!) I suppose dreams could too.
Me
I've never had a pregnancy dream till yesterday. I was wearing a loose dress at a Boeing work event (I'd applied at Boeing) and a pregnant woman asked me when I was due.
"Oh, I'm not pregnant. I just ate too much."
I told my Mom in the dream, who said, "Look at yourself. OF COURSE you're pregnant."
That scared me so much I woke up and went in and told Gary. "I haven't had a period in ... ever. I might be pregnant? WHAT IF I'M PREGNANT?"
Gary reminded me how women get pregnant and I was reassured. I think my subconscious just reminded me I haven't taken my birth control for three weeks in preparation for the Menopause Exam Monday.
It's entirely possible I'm nowhere near menopause. That'd be horrifying. I might be hot just because it's summer.
Don't even get me started about menopause and hot. Holy tap dancing Jesus I have been burning up since 2008. I am thinking of retiring to Iceland.
Posted by: Zayrina | September 08, 2013 at 04:07 PM
Believe me, pregnancy is no dream.
I have big house dreams and flying over city dreams. Sexay!
Posted by: Hattie | September 09, 2013 at 01:55 PM
Last night I dreamed there was a big hullabaloo over King William of England would allow Catherine, duchess of Cambridge, to be Queen Catherine.
Then I remembered I probably won't be alive to see it.
Posted by: Becs | September 09, 2013 at 05:29 PM
Zayrina - it seems to have settled down now.
Hattie - never flown over a city. Ever!
Becs - prince Edward was out in ten years after queen Vic died. I think you can make it.
Posted by: Thequeen | September 10, 2013 at 12:55 PM