Locked out: The Rough Draft. Just ignore this.

This is how I type on my iphone. I keep forgetting Save on my iPhone isthe same as "Publish" on my PC. Believe me, the polished version is much better. ==================================== I came ho E today , pushed the garage foor pener and the door didnt oFor some reason I was extra security Onscopous one day and I got rid of the key we use when we are locked open Assumption 1 The three o clock thunderstorm had taken out our power and I wold need to get the key out of it'd hiding lace Went around back it would seem ground hogs had gotten the key or I was security conscious one day and brought it in, Also from a deifferent eindow I could see he power was on Assumption two battery is dead, I have no batteries buried outside Hot n car and drove to Walmart also brought in opener also peed Also cleaned dirt out fr fingers Went to jewelry counter to use the tiny screwdriber Wan very helpful and impress with my resourcefulness She helped get the batteries open after I paid and tool one put on the counter I dug the bad battery on the counter immediately had no idea which was the good battery Taste it with your tongue she said I had no idea batteries had a taste I never put one ony tongue I knew you can make a battery out of a lemon or a potatoe and I know salt is part of chemistry so I thought it would taste lemony or possibly like salty potsod chips It did not I jumped a foot and dropped the battery She apologized because she used to put batteries on her tongue all the time she was a kid I don't know maybe that's why she'd working at Walmart Then I called Gary He had no key and we arehpi g his works

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[Big Dot]

Let me guess: dictated? It's a hoot! And reassuringly so much worse than the finger dyslexia I seem to be developing lately - letters all in the wrong order, or even completely wrong sometimes. Kind of disturbing.

Though I have heard of it, I've never put my tongue to a battery. And now I never will.

[magpie]

best post EVER.

[TheQueen]

Big Dot - YOU are the reason I'm not deleting it, becuse of your speedy comment.
Magpie - YOU are ALSO the reason I'm not deleting it, because I think that last time I did this (visit to Louisville) you dredged up the draft copy anyway.