I saw my boss' boss and my boss' boss' boss sit down at the end of our lunch table, with their children.
Guess how long it took me to introduce an inappropriate topic into the conversation?
Libby guessed 18 seconds. Does she think it takes me 18 seconds to think:
Oh no! Boss' boss! And her child! And her boss! And HER child! Watch what you say! Don't say anything inappropriate like BOOBS! or - No ... no don't -
"Did you hear that news story about that woman who had breast cancer, then she had a double mastectomy, didn't get a reconstruction, and now she's been swimming in a pool without a top (because: why), and now she's kicked out of the pool for not covering up breasts she doesn't have?"
And guess what? Boss' boss had heard the story and was outraged, thankfully, and didn't even try to change the subject.