Look at this forecast for tomorrow.
Tropical Heavy Rain Debby gets a name. I say we start naming Heat Waves. Heat Wave Antonio. Heat Wave Almanzo. Heat Wave Adam.
The local station says Heat Wave Andrew will actually reach 108. I think we need CNN coverage with Anderson Cooper (Heat Wave Anderson) standing in the sun sweating. He'll make comments about the people walking around in the heat and old-timers who refuse to turn on the air conditioning.
I plan to hunker down.