It is a truth universally acknowledged, that no matter how much time you spent scrubbing the toilet, and no matter how dirty your feet are from walking in the basement, nor how slowly the tub drains, one can not plunge ones foot into the toilet to rinse off said foot.
You should have heard Gary scream.
Other things I have done that have made Gary scream this week:
Pointed out the porch spiders. Gary was compelled to knock them down and then became covered with "funnel spiders."
Bought light bulbs. These are $10 halogen bulbs for one particular light kit. If I bought 10, the volume discount brought it to $3 per bulb. Sure, they last three years each. I realize we will die with these bulbs. Evidently Gary felt this was a foolish decision. Too much of a commitment? I don't know.
This isn't the first argument we've had over bulk purchases, either. My parents disagreed about them too. "What will we ever do with 100 rolls of toilet paper?" "Wipe our ass?"