I dreamed last night that I opened the back door to let the dog in and six groundhogs let themselves in as well. They ignored me when I tried to shoo them off. Just lounged on the floor.
I realized today why we have the groundhogs. Last year a neighbor cat sat on the front sill and sniped rabbits coming out of the warren. Rabbits all dead: groundhogs move in.
Remember when we had the wee ants? And then we had the stocky black ants?
We also have the absurdly long-legged ants.
He called me into the kitchen to observe the ants that almost couldn't move because they kept getting tangled up in their absurdly long legs.
I googled "long-legged ants." Google win! Meet the Crazy Ant, also known as the Long-Legged Ant.
Invasive of course. Can probably carry away a groundhog.