I just saw a commercial spot for a new movie comedy: 30 Minutes or Less. Go to that site, you can see trailers for it too. From the little bit I saw, I gathered this:
That one guy from The Social Network pays a pizza delivery guy.
Two evildoers want to rob a bank.
Instead of doing it themselves, they "order a pizza" and strap a bomb to the pizza delivery guy.
Pizza delivery guy has to rob a bank or be blown up.
This happened. This REALLY happened just a few years ago, in 2003. I remember the Breaking News as the pizza delivery guy begged the police to disarm the bomb strapped to his body. It blew up, and the pizza guy died.
I know the police said the pizza guy was complicit in the crime, only I don't believe it. First of all, to believe the story I'd have to believe a) the surviving masterminds and b) a prostitute. And second of all, are the police going to say,"Oops! He was innocent! Our bad."
And NOW it's a wacky comedy starring Jesse Eisenberg? It had better be a damn funny movie to get me past the bummer of watching that unfold.