"Did you eat your truffles yet?"
"I just got them! I just got them an HOUR ago!"
"I got those truffles especially for you."
"I ATE one. Come on!"
"I got them because they were small. But the thing is, they don't have any preservatives because they're hand-made, so either you'll -"
"GOD! I WILL EAT THE DAMN TRUFFLES!"
"You don't have to eat them this minute ... Did you ever eat that cheesecake?"
"It's two pieces of cheesecake. I can't eat it all at once. And I can't freeze it." (whimper)
"Well it's been in the fridge for -"
"I am EATING IT! I will finish the last third tonight. STOP PRESSURING ME."