The last words of my favorite vibrator ever:
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ......... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... zzzzzz ... " And the rest is silence.
Dead from a short in the cord. Or it just doesn't find me attractive any more.
I went to the Internet to find its twin brother, and of course was led astray by its blue rubbery two-headed cousin, TLC9906-8.
So you'd think I'd have a photo of my new friend, in situ, or at least in the room but NO. I ordered it TEN days ago and it still isn't here. And given that the most lovable thing about The Late Vibrator was its speed (less than a minute), the WAIT for this new one is very frustrating.
Granted, I might have given my money to an Internet scam that assumes you would never contact them to complain that YOUR VIBRATOR IS LATE. I emailed them. I didn't even imply they cheated me out of a vibrator (or as I called it, "Item number TLC9906-8.") I did not end with "P.S. I am VERY frustrated!"
I might have to go back to the store by the Mall where I met the dearly departed vibrator and buy him again. I might even stock up, since he seems to have a short life span. Serves me right for being unfaithful in my heart.