Gary's sister Sandy was in some distress this weekend over some decision her father was making. She was worked up enough to call Gary and tell him he should step in and take matters in hand, because he is ...
he is ...
the "Head of the Family."
I mean, a) sister wives use that term and b) is this a royal conspiracy? Is she trying to make her brother the Prince usurp the throne?
Now it did make me pause a moment later that day and wonder, "Why have I made this pile of used towels so Gary can approval their disposal? Why can't I just throw them away? Is it because he's Head of the Family?"
Last evening I disagreed with Gary, and he smacked my butt and roared, "How dare you question the Head of the Family!"
Does your family have a Head? And, if so: really? How does that work? What are Head Responsibilities?