I called Gary right before my pedicure and made dinner plans for immediately after.
You see where this is going.
Of course I was cast out of Snooty West County Salon in the shoes of shame, the flip-flops of poor planning, the little disposable thongs you get to protect your pedicure in case you didn't bring open-toed shoes to wear home.
(But Spunky Labia International Toe Porn Superstar makes those paper shoes look good, doesn't she? it's like when they have lovely models wear really ugly glasses. Like, say, my ugly glasses.
So Spunky said, "I'm gorgeous, I can wear want I want, anywhere I want," and she wore her paper pedicure "shoes" out into the cold, picked up The Husband at work, and they went to Gulf Shores for dinner. Spunky almost pulled it off, but as they were leaving, The Husband looked down and said, "WHAT is THAT on your FEET?"
Spunky was not ashamed. Spunky was drunk on whipped cream and beignets. And she's Spunky, damnit! Soon all of West County will be wearing the pedicure flip-flops. No Shirt? No Shoes? No Service?Does not pertain to icons like Spunky.