I am not a Republican. Some of my best friends are Republican. I am not.
However, I did recently communicate with my Republican congressman to let him know I wanted him to vote for universal healthcare. This put me on the Republican radar, and they think I'm a compatriot.
So today, they sent me this in the mail.
Friends, I have been "selected to represent Republican voters in Missouri's 2nd Congressional District!" Sadly, "only survey tallies will be shared with our Congressional leaders and candidates," so they won't see my write-in comments. Like when I classified what type of Republican I was.
When asked how much it concerned me that the Democrats have total control of the federal government, I made a box for "LOVE IT" and checked that.
On looking over my answers I see that while many won't be counted because I added boxes or chose "Other," some will get through and skew the results. For example, when asked if I "favor or oppose the Obama Administration's non-confrontational policies in dealing with radical leaders such as those now in control in Iran, North Korea and other countries," I marked Favor. They'll miss out on my reason, but that's okay.
I do like the way he bows. It's the "Hi,I'm not an asshole" way of doing it he has.
Finally, I enclosed my generous contribution of "HAH!"