Steve Mans Up and Eats Sugar-Frosted Mini-Wheats in Olive Oil in Front of Me
Steve is shy.
It was like watching Julia Child. He had his ingredients already measured out.
Then he combined ...
... and shook ...
And ate, but he did it behind the hand. I saw it though.
So then I had to have some, and you know, it's hard to believe but it tasted just like ... hmmm ... just like ...frosted mini-wheats coated in olive oil. Picture the old Reese's commercial. "What's your peanut butter doing in my chocolate?" "What's your chocolate doing in my peanut butter?" "Yummm." Only, without the "Yummm" at the end, because shredded wheat and olive oil are not "two great tastes that taste great together." They are 1) one fairly dry taste that would taste great with some MILK, and 2) an oily taste that made me feel like the machinery was leaking at the Kelloggs factory.
But, Steve is unquestionably The Man.