Came in from lunch and sat down in my cube. The first thing I saw on my screen was a meeting reminder.
"Alert: Kick-off Meeting for Critical Behavior Prioritization Team"
"Um, what? Since when? No no NO. Fuck you very much, I will NOT be at that meeting."
As I was reaching for the mouse to get THAT bit of busy work off my screen I felt something was amiss. Out of the corner of my eye I saw an unfamiliar floral arrangement. I realized I was in Joy's cube, the cube between Steve's and mine.
Stupidly I announced to myself, "This is not my cube!" Then I tried to sneak down to the next cube, the one I've been in since last September, the one I usually get to without getting confused. Too late. I should have realized Steve heard it all. He found it funny, somehow. Leaning in my doorway snorting funny.
I wish I was able to wake up early and swap the furnishings in Joy's cube with those in Steve's.