After all the back and forth about the triglycerides between the doctor's office and the neurologist's office, it seems my general physician has decided I don't need a test right now, I can wait until my regularly scheduled physical in June.
But, till then I should watch what I eat and drink so "we" can get those triglycerides down.
Please, Doctor. Puh-leezee. Do you think my cognitive abilities have declined so much? Do you think I will diet until June? Do you not know it is the Birthday Month?
I was telling Steve at work about my viscous fatty blood, and his problem is he doesn't have enough of the good cholesterol, which he says can be found in olive oil. He deals with his cholesterol problem by drizzling olive oil on everything, particularly:
"You LIE," I said, and tried to shake the idea out of my head.
"No, really. It's good,"
Then he went on to tell me peanut butter, olive oil, banana and American cheese sandwiches were good, too. What will become of me if I start watching my diet? Will I be driven to eat this twisted desperate crap?