No, it isn't hooked up yet.
However, there's a tv in my room and we've been watching figure skating, live, interspersed with promos for "The Marriage Ref," which sounds like a network slap in the face of the fly-over states. I'd like to jump ahead to the SNL parody, in which smirking midwesterners sit on a panel and judge the marriages of Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin.
Gary has invented a new ice dancing move: the Vaginal Presentation, and he comments every time he sees it.
There is the Backward Vaginal Presentation:
The Side Vaginal Presentation:
.. and the most common, the Forward Vaginal Presentation, which I cannot find a photo of from this year, but here's Sascha Cohen demonstrating:
It's like a frat over here. I have completely lost control.