Almost exactly a year ago, my team at TeddyJ did a little "DISC" personality analysis. Others on the team scored you on Dominance, Influence, Steadiness and Conscientious(ness).
Here is my score:
This year for festiivus, Anne concocted an Anti-DISC test, analyzing one Deviousness, Insanity, Sociopathy and Cluelessness. Click it to embiggen.
(I had to annotate the "Direct" score after I signed it and before anyone scored me.)
(Whenever anyone asked what "Squee Marzipan Flurm" meant, I sneered, "Well, if you have to ASK ...")
(It appears I nod a lot during meetings.)