Socks - It is time to sort through my socks. TeddyJ prefers the black, brown and gray socks, so I need to search my vast collection for those colors ... or else buy new socks. Did you know it is possible to spend $65.00 on a pair of socks? Craziness. I know I need to post about socks because it is the top topic in the Ligit search area.
People want to see socks more than Spunky Labia International Toe Porn Superstar? Socks shouldn't be so ambitious. Notice what Spunky did to Steven Page, he isn't even on the list anymore. Shh.
Jammies - Since I freely expressed how my bladder succumbed to the Wild Boar Flu, I want to let you know my urinary tract is back - better and stronger than ever! A solid week of pads wasted, there's your proof. So you know what that means ... Stinky pajamas are back. It was hell having to wash those pajamas every single night. We are on consecutive day four of the same pair. They remain sadly fragrance-free, but I know they'll get their stink on soon. And I know some of you go days without washing you pajamas, I know you do.