So everyone's bitching about how early Christmas decorations went up this year - before Thanksgiving, even. But don't you know that just means Retrospective Time comes even sooner?
Ask me how many hours I just spent on Time's Best and Worst site. Granted, some lists apply to 2008, but this list had a particular appeal to me: The Five Worst Inventions of 2009. I bought Pride and Prejudice for Zombies (and was that a slog of a read) and I almost bought the Wonderful's a Snuggie for Dogs. But seriously, how would you wash a gas-mask bra?
And if anyone needs a sensor that can read my facial expressions at work, I do.