It's me, baby.
I'm the Bass with No Name.
I kept that girl going all night long. Her husband went to bed and we kept at it. She three-fingered me until I could eventually recognize "Bird on a Wire."
You don't use your thumb in that song. It's a good song for beginners.
And that's a good thing, because I'm a beginner bass.
That's a photo of me on the left. Not a good photo, because I actually have another set of pickups. I can swing both ways: active and passive. She's not ready for that yet.
She's comfortable with me, because my family name is S_____, just like her husband. And I'm easy. Look at me with my four thick strings and giant frets.
She's thinking of moving her guitars into another room so they don't watch her accusingly when she puts me in her lap.