My brother-in-law can booty-pop like Beyonce.
If you apply for a job working with physicians and the ad says "Master's Degree required," don't believe it, because, "You don't need no Master's degree to work with no doctors."
Be sure to say you are "working on" your Master's degree.
Kinoki Foot Pads are a great gift. "They must work because they have green tea in them." They remove toxins! (It's got electrolytes.)
Audio cards that fart can make my sister-in-law laugh until she cries, especially if no one else is laughing.
If a 25 year old went to visit Pakistan when he was 6, he is well-traveled.
Saint Louis Bread Company now delivers, and we know this because God Himself put a flyer on the in-laws' kitchen table right before they found they were to have visitors. God mass-mails in mysterious ways.
There is some woman who has made a filthy, filthy commercial for Hardees. She eats a hamburger and lifts her skirt up too far. "It is disGUSTing!" "It made me SICK!" "I almost THREW UP!" "I would never eat one of those hamburgers! It didn't even make the hamburger look good!" Gary found it on YouTube as soon as he got home.
you are awed by my honesty? i'm sorry what, wait, you are what now? my honesty? in awe of what?
hee hee hee
booty pop!!
btw, I a dyyyyyyyyyyyiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
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go Lob Slau 2009!!!
Posted by: Mrs. Hall | April 05, 2009 at 11:58 PM
Yeah, looking at some incredible woman's lower thigh and calf just ruins a hamburger. Her the top of her round breasts and ample cleavage, however, are perfect to hold the ketchup from your French Fries.
Posted by: Sherri | April 06, 2009 at 07:45 AM
"More than just a piece of meat"?!?! hahahahaha ...... ew.
Posted by: RockyCat | April 06, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Actually that commercial is disgusting, likely because of the finger licking part. Yuck.
Posted by: Zayrina | April 06, 2009 at 04:53 PM
I'm surprised flatulence didn't come up. You don't need no Master's Degree to fart from your twa...
Posted by: #3 | April 06, 2009 at 10:12 PM
We need video on the booty-poppin', methinks...I just can't get past that part.
Posted by: Mare | April 06, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Mrs Hall - You are tempting the trolls. Sh.
Sherri - That's a fine visual.
RockyCat - Hardees is a little ironic.
Zayrina - Oh, Gary hates finger licking. I thought it was a Catholic guilt quirk thing. Guess I'm wrong.
3 - See, this is what happens when you don't watch South Park. Twat farts are queefs. C'mon.
Mare - I think Sandy might have even taken a video
Posted by: TheQueen | April 06, 2009 at 11:47 PM
I've met your BIL. This development is bothersome.
Speaking of bothersome and inappropriate commercials, my husband keeps telling me about a commercial for a woman's personal grooming project that features women walking past bushes that have been trimmed into shapes such as triangles and skinny rectangles. I must catch this commercial, because it is just too hard to believe it exists.
Posted by: Caroline | April 07, 2009 at 08:01 PM
Kind of sounds like that male enhancement commercial where all the guys are in a hardware store holding wood.
Posted by: #3 | April 07, 2009 at 08:35 PM
Caroline - Here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/cv7omq
and the parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBkR09sP4T4
Of course, maybe it's just light hearted.
3 - I'll be looking for that.
Posted by: theQueen | April 08, 2009 at 12:05 AM
The Mow the Lawn commercial cracked me up, big time. We don't talk about that here!
Posted by: Tami | April 08, 2009 at 02:02 PM
Tami - I still have trouble believing its a real commercial. It cant be.
Posted by: TheQueen | April 09, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Tami - I still have trouble believing its a real commercial. It cant be.
Posted by: TheQueen | April 09, 2009 at 12:36 AM
Wow, I don't know what I was expecting when I read about the Hardee's commercial, but it wasn't that.
Posted by: Melissa | April 11, 2009 at 07:22 PM