Things That Make You Say "I'm done."

All of the following will make me turn on my heel and give no further consideration. I will stop reading, stop watching, put it aside, move on.

Chase scenes

Non-fat

Drop D tuning

Tumble-dry low, press with a warm iron

Stayed tuned for a new music video from

Fat Grams: 30

Starring Adam Sandler

Topped with fresh cilantro

Jerry Bruckheimer presents

slim-fit

Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000th

"Hello, Mrs. S______? I'm Todd, and I'm with the [Republican\Democratic] party."

Ages 2-8

stress-relieving antioxidants

You may have already won

Next week on a new [House\Monk\Desperate Housewives]

Bring to a boil, stirring constantly

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Comments

[Sherri]

Wait! There's more!

(No, there isn't! I'm gone.)

[Mrs. Hall]

Amen to the non fat. To make it non fat they amp up the carbs/sugar. Best to choose the lower fat version.

Also, amen to complicated clothes. Well, I wear complicated clothes (suits) for work. But, I spot clean them only so it's all good.

drop d tuning? What is that?

:)

[~~Silk]

Yeah, all of them, plus:
Dry clean only.
Unrecognized 8xx or 9xx phone numbers on the phone screen.
One size fits all.

[Angie]

You watch The Amazing Race, right? That's produced by Bruckheimer, and yet does not suck. It's odd.

[Big Dot]

Brilliant list! Except add (even worse than yours, Silk) Hand wash only.
Plus - And now for our sports report...

[gaoo]

What makes us race for the remote in our house is "WHEEL.....OF......"
We also have a list of products we will never buy simply because of their ads. Whisk (ring around the collar) and (please don't squeeze the) Charmin top the list.Also: anything advertised by Wilford Brimley. Or whatever his name is. Also: anything dripping with stringy cheese on the tv ad-looks so gross. And I love cheese. I guess you have touched a nerve.

[tasterspoon]

This is your second message. Your vehicle's warranty may have expired.

[Mooderator]

Drop D tuning? I'm impressed at anyone who is aware of it and can still dismiss it.
"Also: anything advertised by Wilford Brimley"--agreed. But cilantro? I'll eat damn near anything if you tell me there's cilantro in it.

[Caroline]

BILLY MAYS HERE...

(capitalized because the man has no volume control)

[TheQueen]

Sherri - I think you are right on board with Caroline. Isn't it Billy Mays who says that? How would we know? We never watch it.
Mrs hall - Drop D tuning requires you to take the last string on your guitar and loosen it so it's one note lower. I suppose I could take my extra guitar and just leave it tuned that way.
~~Silk - Oh, I like dry clean only. Ask Marcia. I have a suit I have never dry cleaned, but god knows I can't wash it, so like mrs hall I spot clean it. That, spit and Febreeze, that's how I deal with the laundry here.
Angie - I don't watch reality TV or competitions. Well, I watch the last three episodes of AI.
Big Dot - I'm with you. Even though I did check to see if our hockey team was stopped in its tracks last night.
Gaoo - Nooooo - that cheese looks good. But yes, Wheel of -- gets the boot here too.
Tasterspoon - Oh! And here's another: "IMPORTANT. PROXY VOTE REQUESTED."
Mooderator (Hi and welcome!) - Don't be impressed. I'm usually playing my way through a fakebook, and I'm just too lazy to change it and change it back. My fingers are too short to do a power chord anyway. I'm still making my way through learning the non-power non-barre chords.
Caroline - I know he sells something. Is it Orange Glo? Yep, I always click away too.

[Faythe]

"Have a happy period!"

Any movie where a normal actor attempts to play a mentally challenged person to tell an uplifting tear-jerker type story.

I know I've got so very much more, but right now that's all I can think of.

[TheQueen]

Faythe - Oh! Add to my list any movie about highschool teachers who appear to have only one class, and that class has only 20 students in it.

[Tami]

I call Wilford Brimley "Walrus Brimley".

That is all.

[TheQueen]

Tami - You'll be sorry when he's dead. Unless he's already dead...