She was sure they had called her to the registration desk because of her Visa card, but evidently celebrity recycled Crocs were waiting for her.
Crocs are good for Spunky, because otherwise her raw sexuality would be too much for mere men.
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She was sure they had called her to the registration desk because of her Visa card, but evidently celebrity recycled Crocs were waiting for her.
Crocs are good for Spunky, because otherwise her raw sexuality would be too much for mere men.
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Getting leather-coloured Crocs fools no-one, you know. You might as well have gone the whole hog and got lime green - you're a Croc-wearer now, what does taste matter?
Posted by: Big Dot | February 08, 2009 at 09:55 PM
Big Dot - I will have you know, since they are recycled Crocs, the color is the mixture of the many colors of Croc. So essentially I am wearing many Crocs at once, for the good of mankind.
Posted by: TheQueen | February 08, 2009 at 10:26 PM
So you're actually wearing not only lime green, but orange, acid yellow, fluoro pink, turquoise and purple? And you think that makes it better???
Posted by: Big Dot | February 08, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Big Dot - as we all know by the example set by the current US president, Tiger Woods, Soledad O'Brien, and my neice, the most beautiful are the muti-colored.
Posted by: TheQueen | February 08, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Oh, well played, sir!
Posted by: Big Dot | February 08, 2009 at 11:03 PM
Nice job on the Crocs.. I won the first prize - the year of ice cream. Holy hell that's going to be a lot of ice cream. Out of curiosity, what size are your signed crocs?
Posted by: Emma | February 09, 2009 at 05:25 AM
Big Dot - It's a very American thing to say.
Emma - 2 pints a week, I'm guessing. Mine are M, just the right size. Of course it would be wrong to get Crocs and not wear them ever. They'll be my special concert Crocs.
Posted by: TheQueen | February 09, 2009 at 08:06 AM
No Sarah signature?
Posted by: #0.75 | February 09, 2009 at 09:02 AM
That's very cool. Even though I'm not a croc-wearer myself I'd still be thrilled with them. The fact that they're recycled makes them more appealing to me, but I'd probably still not wear them. Making them your special concert crocs is an excellent idea.
Is it a little creepy/sad that I know who belongs to each of the scribbles/autographs?
Posted by: Kristie | February 09, 2009 at 10:41 AM
That is awesome! Congrats. Very, very cool.
I have lime green, blue, brown, black and a pair that is not recycled but looks like the same color in your photo. Love the toes. No wonder you get all the toe porn hits.
Posted by: SurprisingWoman | February 09, 2009 at 11:54 AM
I have lime green Birkenstock plastic shoes. Top that for good taste!
Posted by: Marianna Scheffer | February 09, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Congrats! Though I don't think I'd wear them, even to a BNL concert. Some jerk could step on them and ruin one or more of the signatures. I would suggest putting them on the wall somehow, maybe on a special BNL shelf? Or maybe just wear them a little on the cruise but retire them forevermore afterward.
Posted by: Vince Gotera | February 09, 2009 at 05:48 PM
.75 - I sooooorrrrrryyyyyyy. She evidently was on vacation.
Kristie - Sigh - it would be really sad if you were 46 like I am.
Surprising Woman - My toes are hot. Look at those curves and planes. However, my toe porn hits are way down. They want the fresh new toes, I'm sure.
Hattie - Are they those garden wellies? MOM had those, and she is still the good taste standard.
Vince Gotera - I believe it is better to use and lose than not to have used at all. I use my china every year, I wear my good pearls. I'd risk the damage to the crocs to wear them.
Posted by: TheQueen | February 10, 2009 at 12:17 AM
It's even more sad, then, as I've just recently turned 48....
Posted by: Kristie | February 10, 2009 at 02:24 PM
Kristie - Oh. That is sad. (Awkward pause) Well, it's not like we're ninety.
Posted by: TheQueen | February 10, 2009 at 10:50 PM