Yo! Gary! If you are in the bathroom reading this, hear me now:
I do not want to watch The Girls Next Door. I will not watch it on the floor, I will not watch it heretofore. I will not watch it when you're gone, I will not watch if the twins are on.
Why is there a show devoted to stupid women? And, I'm sorry, even though there's one who is supposed to be smart: Bridget (you know, the chesty blond one) she is only average.
There's a Pelle Carlsburg song about how Clever Girls Like Clever Boys (and then the clever boys seem to have a different choice).
I think of dumb men and clever men and how there's no satisfaction in making an already dumb man get glassy-eyed and inarticulate, but dimming that light in the eyes of a clever man until the best he can do is mumble ... well. Well.
Why is there such love for the pre-stupefied women? Are men that lazy? They want the "challenge" of taking a woman with an IQ of 90 and plummeting her all the way to an 89? Feh.