I could go into greater detail but my head IS going to explode.
Let Mac the Dog out.
Began making Green Bean Casserole.
Heard a dog howling and baying.
Looked out to see if it was Mac.
Was not Mac.
Then a deer loped through our yard and was in my peripheral vision before I registered - "DEER!"
I screamed "Shit!"
Deer hopped the fence.
Mac was surprised then peed on the fence the deer had hopped over.
I ran out in the street in my pajamas looking for more deer.