Tonight I saw a movie, a costume drama, The Duchess. I went with Friend 0.75. Two things you should know about 0.75: she's short and she's a lesbian. She's a Shlesbian! And Jewish, so that means she's a Schlesbian.
Since it was the same night as the debate, 0.75 wasn't successful rustling up too many takers from her various sets of friends. (Whereas I said, "Are we not men? We have TiVo.") Another of 0.75's straight friends, Melody, was there as well. We sat on either side of 0.75 and the movie started.
There is a hot lesbian sex scene about 1/3rd of the way into this movie.
First, Keira Knightly and some actress who actually HAS boobs crawl in bed for a little girl talk.
Melody nudged .75. "Three-way," she said, anticipating the arrival of the Duke.
"Hush," .75 said. "No talking in the movie."
Then Boobs started pulling off Keira's clothing and kissing her back. Suddenly I became self-conscious. Then Boobs reached around, and, judging from Kiera's response, stimulated Kiera's clitoris.
Another nudge from Melody. "Two-way. My bad."
The scene continued building while I worried about .75. She can be embarrassed very easily, to the point that she covers her ears and blushes. I thought, oh, I hope she doesn't feel awkward, while on the screen Boobs got Keira pretty excited, then stopped abruptly.
Melody and I both nudged 0.75 simultaneously and berated Boobs for being a tease. 0.75 shushed us, but Melody continued to give a heads-up whenever a three or four way might be imminent.
Now, there were other sex scenes in the movie, but none as exciting as the lesbian scene. I wondered if my earlier lesbian experience influenced that opinion. (Click that link if you are curious.)
So, ladies, now that it's just us, the theme of this movie was "Men are dicks."
I summarized the movie that way as we sat through the credits. Then I asked 0.75 the question I'd been wondering about for an hour and a half.
"So, did you know there was a lesbian sex scene?"
"Well," (a moment's consideration) "Yeahhhhhhhh... "
It was hysterical. I was worried about her embarrassment! So, here I am hoping to make sure she gets a little embarrassment to serve her right.